Charley Watches Many Things

Why does a bagel taste different from a roll?
I mean they’re both made of bread and the bagel hole has nothing to do with it.
Man. Bread is a crazy thing. You can make it taste like ANYTHING.
Except
things that aren’t bread!
And there’s no glue in gluten, but there can be gluten in glue!!!
clairestanfield:

I WENT TO AN ALPACA FARM TODAY

clairestanfield:

I WENT TO AN ALPACA FARM TODAY

I think this picture of me is self-explanatory in regards to my activities today.

I think this picture of me is self-explanatory in regards to my activities today.

andheavenwaits:

#70 years later and still accurate as fuck

I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT AT THE END, THE WIZARD DECLARES SCARECROW THE NEW KING.
MEANING THIS IS ACCURATE FOR A REASON.
GUYS, SCARECROW IS A POLITICIAN.

(Source: edwardnortons, via clairestanfield)

megashitblog:

YUGIOH FANS WHO LIKE WOMEN: I want to do a sex on Dark Magician Girl

YUGIOH FANS WHO LIKE MEN: I want to do a sex on Kaiba

ALL YUGIOH FANS: I want to do a sex on Bakura

(Source: cereal-experiments-lain, via thegreatlordbakura-deactivated2)

itallwentbarmy:

jeffersonthemadhatter:

dutdutgoose:

whathasbeenlost:

zelda fans who get upset at fans who think link’s name is zelda

i’m pretty sure you’re not the first fandom to feel that way

frankenstein 

To be fair though Frankenstein is a very monstery name

#i bet if his name was victor smith he wouldnt have these problems

#if he didn’t insist on creating artificial life from odds and ends of corpses he also wouldn’t have these problems

In “The Son of Frankenstein”, Victor’s son, who calls himself Frankenstein, meets the monster and says “So this is my brother…”

Calling the monster Frankenstein is TECHNICALLY correct.

(via clairestanfield)

We beat Roxanne. Brutally. With a stick.